XtineFiles

Dear Madonna,

I am so sorry to hear about your recent horse riding debacle in the country. A broken collar bone, three cracked ribs and several other undisclosed broken bones has gotta hurt. Not to sound cold but I really hope that this accident doesn't delay your new album release. As you know, showing your broken bones in public will score you extra points for sympathy, you should consider asking Dolce and Gabbana to design you a couture sling. Nonetheless, bummer that you had such a crappy 47th birthday. Get Well Soon.

Best,
Xtine