Tuesday, August 16, 2005


A Letter To...

Dear Madonna,

I am so sorry to hear about your recent horse riding debacle in the country. A broken collar bone, three cracked ribs and several other undisclosed broken bones has gotta hurt. Not to sound cold but I really hope that this accident doesn't delay your new album release. As you know, showing your broken bones in public will score you extra points for sympathy, you should consider asking Dolce and Gabbana to design you a couture sling. Nonetheless, bummer that you had such a crappy 47th birthday. Get Well Soon.


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She's making another album? Where have I been? Her music has always been at least somewhat interesting (as long as she stays away from covering certain Don McLean songs).

removed previous comment because it contained human error in its finest state.
oh yes, another madonna album is on its way...soon. (hopefully Don free).
that would be so hot! I can see it now, designer casts and neck braces. A new and exciting market for celebrities who enjoy the extreme side of life
its like some celebrity has to occupy a wheelchair. first reeve now madonna!
New Madonna album - awwwwwesome.

Broken collar bone... she should suck it up. I'm sure she didn't break her vocal cords or her producer in the process. ;p
PopMuse thinks the whole things a publicity stunt. Madonna is the new Gloria Estefan... read more on PopMuse.com
haha yes madonna needs to fill the void christopher reeve left.
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