Monday, March 27, 2006

 

Hello Again


For years I was convinced that Neil Diamond was following me. I'd see him in airports, shopping malls, McDonalds drive thru's. Everywhere I went Neil was sure to follow. Then suddenly one day out of the blue he just disappeared. He stopped lurking in my shadows, leaving me with a sense of loneliness and loss. That is until this week.

I'm proud to say Neil Diamond is back! At first I didn't believe it as I spotted him pulling out of the Starbucks parking lot on Northern Blvd in Bayside, NY. I brushed it off as a coincidence, a simple case of mistaken identity as I drove past him on the Long Island Expressway by Kissena Blvd. in Queens. But then, this morning I was certain Neil was standing at the ATM next to me at the CitiBank as I withdrew this week's spending money.

I know what you are thinking, "xtine has officially lost her mind" and that very well might be the case. But until I receive confirmation otherwise I shall stand here proud because Neil Diamond's got my back!

Comments:
NO! He can't be following you! He's following ME!!!
 
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oh my goodness...I just did a "blogger search" to see if other bloggers have ever posted on Neil D. 2 entries came up-- both were mine from xtinefiles.

full on L (uppercase Loser).
 
you crack me up, x.
 
Neil Diamond is so cool. His new album is excellent. When I'm down, "Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show" never fails to get my feet tapping.
 
byf...I need to look into that asap
 
i totally dig neil diamond. word.
 
the same thing happens to me with billy joel.
 
like johnny cash when he had his rebirth of cool in the '90s, diamond can think the bearded one, rick rubin, for making him "cool".
 
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