Monday, January 09, 2006
Bono Has 2 Eyes!!!
I woke up at 3am this morning and was not able to fall back to sleep. Under the right circumstances I would see this as an opportunity to fulfill the demands of #9 on my things to do in 2006 list, but I was not in the mood for Rachel Ray's EVOO rants or stories of the Apocalypse on History. Instead I turned on VH1 and watched some videos.
Its been a couple a weeks since I've watched videos and while I have been gone it is apparent that I missed one glaringly huge event.
For the first time in over a decade Bono took off his sun glasses! In the video for Original of the Species, a tearing eyed Bono reveals that both of his eyes are in fact still in his head. Why this isn't getting more buzz is beyond me. I guess nobody cares. But, I've always been convinced that under those glasses Bono was hiding a deep dark secret, like an acid burn from a bad night in Vegas, or giant eye slicing wrinkles, or even dare I say botched Botox (which incidentally he seems surgery free) but nothing. Just two pairs of eyes in their sockets where they are supposed to be.
I am totally shocked while being moderately disappointed.
Now if only The Edge would show us whats under that damn hat! (yikes).
Bono doesn't have eyes.I think those must have been fake. Maybe painted on, maybe glued. Don't disabuse America of her myths. :)Post a Comment