Tuesday, November 15, 2005

 

Itching My Way Through Confessions


It would be fitting that on the day of the official release of Madonna's new album I would come down with a case of Pox. Yes, it is true, an as yet unidentified Pox like itchy rash has taken over my arms, legs, and back. I've counted 37 Pox so far.

I'm going to the doctor tomorrow to sort out the situation. Popmuse, who encourages me to be trendy at all costs, has decided it is the bird flu. But as I have discussed on my blog last week, the bird flu is not an option. Though, the thought of being the first known case of Monkey Pox in America for years is intriguing I shall admit.

In the end I am sure it will probably be some sort of Madonna induced Pox that, with any luck, will clear up with a good antihistamine.

At any rate I hope by now you have all bought the Madonna album and are dancing away in your living rooms wearing nothing but purple leotards and leg-warmers.

For more on Pox varieties, go here.

Comments:
Could it be that you've just gotten the Chicken Pox again? Some people who get a mild case as a child catch it again as adults?

Have fun, don't pick at them!
 
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