Saturday, September 03, 2005
I thought in celebration of Labor Day's three day weekend I'd provide you with a list of ready made excuses. Use them when declining invitations to those relentless end of summer parties:
1. "I fell in the bathtub and knocked myself unconscious, I didn't wake up until Tuesday"
2. "I can't come to your party because I am too busy donating"
3. "I can't afford to drive to your BBQ because gas prices are too high"
4. "I can't leave the house, I'm watching CNN"
(I realize #1 is different from the rest, but it does make me laugh). Have a great weekend!
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