Sunday, September 25, 2005

 

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Ten conclusions I came to last week:

10. Never say "good luck" as it implies doubt, instead say "congratulations"

9. Clapping your hands hard stimulates the nerve endings in your palm which signals your brain to take a photograph of the moment

8. Not all 'peels' are chemical

7. Anyone who haggles and asks "can you do better than a $1.00" at a charity yard sale should be beaten to death with a large citrus fruit

6. A book called "100 Vicious Little Vampire Stories" is in fact, too many vampire stories.

5. Indecision leads to doubt, doubt leads to anxiety and anxiety leads to fear

4. Soulvaki is pork, and Gyro is beef

3. Rob Marciano on CNN is the hottest weatherman on earth

2. The metal quality in the new US nickel is substandard

1. Stores carrying Christmas decorations in September is a harsh form of consumer abuse.

Comments:
very interesting comments that make you go hmmm..just a bored soldier in iraq stopping by your blog...visit if you get a chance..take care
 
I follow #5 as much I can over here, by the way.....
 
Well I should hope so! Be safe.
 
Rob Marciano is teh sex!
I'm still fond of The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore, but have shoved that bitch back to second string.
 
I don't know who Marciano is, I'd better check him out. Brad Perry in Phoenix is a good looking weatherman. I went out of my way to meet him. Twice. Now, that's saying something.

And I never say good luck for that very reason. I say best wishes.
 
I don't know who Marciano is, I'd better check him out. Brad Perry in Phoenix is a good looking weatherman. I went out of my way to meet him. Twice. Now, that's saying something.

And I never say good luck for that very reason. I say best wishes.
 
...and we all know that fear is the path to the dark side. "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering." Or so my good friend Yoda tells me.

Sorry, obligatory Star Wars quote required.
 
I believe gyro is lamb AND beef - united together.
 
and with that, I've decided to rethink trying gyro
 
Whoa, I thought stores didn't stock Christmas stuff till after Halloween.
 
LOVED THIS POST!!!!
 
My co-worker had soulvaki for lunch today and it was chicken. Go figure.
 
I have indeed read and bought the "100 Vicious Vampire Stories" and not only are there too many, about 99 of them are formulaic and awful.
 
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