Monday, July 25, 2005
Chopping Broccoli

My brother and my sister in law are into the organic cleansing thing and have asked me to pass on this recipe for a cleansing tonic to all of you. (note: XtineFiles is NOT endorsing this, nor does XtineFiles accept any responsibility for what may happen to you if you take this tonic).
A Bag of organic Carrots
A Bushel of celery
3 Apples
Two Large Organic Tomatoes
A bag of Organic Broccoli
Put it in juicer. Refrigerate it. Drink it and then stay near a bathroom.
p.s. A shitty joke from Mark and Kristen:
"What time does Michael Jackson go to bed? When the big hand is on the little hand"